To Blog? Or Not to Blog?
Some of these people probably should have gone with the second option.
For some high quality laughs check out this article about the 11 lamest blogs
My personal favorites?
Lamest Actual Celebrity Blog
And the winner is: Kim Kardashian.
Nearly every sentence on the site ends with an exclamation point (or four). And nearly every entry is about how some aspect of Kim's life is, like, so totally awesome!!! Check it out!!
Exhibit A: "When I went out the other night for Brittny's birthday, I loved my outfit! It was all from H&M! One of my favorite stores!"
Like, for real? No way! We love that store, too! LOL OMG!!!
Exhibit B: "Last night I was in Boston! I looove it there! ... My friend Carla and I went to a club called Gypsy! Underneath the club there was another club owned by the same people called The Liquor Store, which had a mechanical bull inside! ... It was seriously the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in my lifetime!!!"
She should sooo totally post a video of that!!! Par-tay!!
OK, enough. If we write one more enthusiastic, overly punctuated sentence, we will seriously have to strike ourselves with our tape dispensers. And that, my friends, is why Kim gets the award -- because she never runs out of energy to excitedly discuss, well, herself.
Too bad we don't have time for her acceptance speech.
I guess there's just nothing like talking about yourself 24/7 and it only gets better when you do it in a blog.
Lamest Intentionally Lame Blog
And the winner is: The Dullest Blog in the World.
The Dullest Blog in the World makes no bones about the fact that it's lame -- rather, that seems to be the very point. The author blogs about meaningless, insignificant minutiae of his daily life. And he does it with an understated gusto.
"Some pencils were scattered around on my desk," one entry says. "I picked them up one by one. I placed the pencils in the drawer which I use to store pencils."
"There was a cupboard in the corner of the room," reads another. "I reached out my hand and gripped the door handle. I pulled the door towards me, thereby opening the cupboard."
While we recognize the intentional and likely satirical nature of this work, the ease with which the author achieves its pure lameness cannot go unrecognized. Especially lame: No updates since 2006. See? Blogs about nothing CAN amount to something.
Jerry Seinfeld would be proud.
This is ridiculous. Some people really need to get a life, in the most literal sense of the phrase. Get out and do something...then you might actually have something worth sharing with the internet world.
And finally...
Lamest Fictional Premise Blog
And the winner is: The Adventures of Pat O'Neil.
If you're looking for a fictional account about a fella named Pat and his adventures fighting meth ninjas with a pack of genetically modified squirrel monkeys -- yes, you read that correctly -- look no farther. If, on the other hand, you are not out of your mind, read the following excerpt from The Adventures of Pat O'Neil blog, join us in a brief chuckle and move on with your life.
"They took a journey to the foot of the mountains and into a swamp. It took a week of searching, and they lost four ninjas to poisonous swamp bears. They would have then named themselves 'Clan Poisonous Swamp Bear,' but the embroiderer told them that an poisonous swamp bear embroidered onto a uniform looks almost identical to a grizzly bear embroidered on the uniform. This would have been very bad for them because Clan Grizzly had recently angered the demon Kal'Ah from the land of wind and ghosts by telling his wife she looked fat in a pair of coo lots, and the demon had vowed to wipe out the clan. This wouldn't have been a problem, but the demon Kal'Ah is incredibly near sighted."
See what we mean?
Wow....this is seriously by far the best one ever. I couldn't stop laughing when I read that. The minds that come up with this kind of thing must be seriously warped.
Edit: I didn't mean warped in a bad way LOL...I guess I should have noted that I actually found this guys blog ahmazing. I thought that was clear from the "by far the best one ever"...If not I've cleared it up.
I highly recomend checking out all 11, they're great.
For some high quality laughs check out this article about the 11 lamest blogs
My personal favorites?
Lamest Actual Celebrity Blog
And the winner is: Kim Kardashian.
Nearly every sentence on the site ends with an exclamation point (or four). And nearly every entry is about how some aspect of Kim's life is, like, so totally awesome!!! Check it out!!
Exhibit A: "When I went out the other night for Brittny's birthday, I loved my outfit! It was all from H&M! One of my favorite stores!"
Like, for real? No way! We love that store, too! LOL OMG!!!
Exhibit B: "Last night I was in Boston! I looove it there! ... My friend Carla and I went to a club called Gypsy! Underneath the club there was another club owned by the same people called The Liquor Store, which had a mechanical bull inside! ... It was seriously the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in my lifetime!!!"
She should sooo totally post a video of that!!! Par-tay!!
OK, enough. If we write one more enthusiastic, overly punctuated sentence, we will seriously have to strike ourselves with our tape dispensers. And that, my friends, is why Kim gets the award -- because she never runs out of energy to excitedly discuss, well, herself.
Too bad we don't have time for her acceptance speech.
I guess there's just nothing like talking about yourself 24/7 and it only gets better when you do it in a blog.
Lamest Intentionally Lame Blog
And the winner is: The Dullest Blog in the World.
The Dullest Blog in the World makes no bones about the fact that it's lame -- rather, that seems to be the very point. The author blogs about meaningless, insignificant minutiae of his daily life. And he does it with an understated gusto.
"Some pencils were scattered around on my desk," one entry says. "I picked them up one by one. I placed the pencils in the drawer which I use to store pencils."
"There was a cupboard in the corner of the room," reads another. "I reached out my hand and gripped the door handle. I pulled the door towards me, thereby opening the cupboard."
While we recognize the intentional and likely satirical nature of this work, the ease with which the author achieves its pure lameness cannot go unrecognized. Especially lame: No updates since 2006. See? Blogs about nothing CAN amount to something.
Jerry Seinfeld would be proud.
This is ridiculous. Some people really need to get a life, in the most literal sense of the phrase. Get out and do something...then you might actually have something worth sharing with the internet world.
And finally...
Lamest Fictional Premise Blog
And the winner is: The Adventures of Pat O'Neil.
If you're looking for a fictional account about a fella named Pat and his adventures fighting meth ninjas with a pack of genetically modified squirrel monkeys -- yes, you read that correctly -- look no farther. If, on the other hand, you are not out of your mind, read the following excerpt from The Adventures of Pat O'Neil blog, join us in a brief chuckle and move on with your life.
"They took a journey to the foot of the mountains and into a swamp. It took a week of searching, and they lost four ninjas to poisonous swamp bears. They would have then named themselves 'Clan Poisonous Swamp Bear,' but the embroiderer told them that an poisonous swamp bear embroidered onto a uniform looks almost identical to a grizzly bear embroidered on the uniform. This would have been very bad for them because Clan Grizzly had recently angered the demon Kal'Ah from the land of wind and ghosts by telling his wife she looked fat in a pair of coo lots, and the demon had vowed to wipe out the clan. This wouldn't have been a problem, but the demon Kal'Ah is incredibly near sighted."
See what we mean?
Wow....this is seriously by far the best one ever. I couldn't stop laughing when I read that. The minds that come up with this kind of thing must be seriously warped.
Edit: I didn't mean warped in a bad way LOL...I guess I should have noted that I actually found this guys blog ahmazing. I thought that was clear from the "by far the best one ever"...If not I've cleared it up.
I highly recomend checking out all 11, they're great.
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hahaha you should check out the lamest blog again. it has 103 comments and before it was on the list no had read it. poor guy now he has a fan base
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