The Drive and Do

Stupid things people do while driving:

Reading a book
Using an electric razor
Eating a bowl of cereal
Using a laptop
Reading the paper
Braiding hair
Eating a sandwich
Texting
Masturbating
Checking email
Changing clothes
Disciplining children
Applying lotion
Brushing hair
Bird watching
Getting a blowjob
Breast feeding
Brushing teeth
Picking noses
Writing notes
Applying makeup
Applying nail polish
Digging around in purses

Today on my way to work I actually saw the girl in front of me using an eyelash curler. Aren't you supposed to be extra careful when doing anything around your eyes? Why would you risk poking your own eye out let alone wrecking someone else's car just so you can curl your eyelashes? Why do women apply makeup while driving? Seriously?! Do it at home or do it once you get to where you're going but damn it keep it off the road! As for blowjobs... WTF?!?! In a world where men and women can't wait until they get home to preform oral sex on one another...cell phones are the least of your worries.