When I Die
I'm almost certain I will be in a car when death catches up with me and when I die it will be as a result of the ridiculous people that are allowed on the road.
I take Peace St. to work every morning and drive past Broughton High School. The road goes straight by the front of the school and so apparently some parents believe that it is okay to just stop in the middle of the road and let their kids out. WOW. No, guys, that is NOT okay! Nowhere on the road does it say that it's a place for dropping off your kids...no carpool lane exists there. And yet every day some moron stops. As if that weren't bad enough the idiot I ended up behind today didn't go around them, she just stopped and let the traffic build up behind her while the moron let his kid out. Then once the speed limit picks back up to 35 just past the school? She keeps at 25, there is nothing I hate more than being forced to drive 10 miles under the speed limit when I'm usually the one going 10 over! Gah. Then as I pull up to the traffic light, the idiot that couldn't go into the school to drop their kid off is in front of me. Okay, it is common knowledge that you can turn right on red unless there is a sign telling you otherwise...I've even posted a blog on it before. So I'm sitting at this light, the goober has no turn signal on but when the light changes to green he turns right! IDIOT! Then there's the genius behind me...gah... I put my turn signal on a decent distance away from where I turn so you know I'm going to slow down, the idiot behind me apparently doesn't know where his breaks are and almost plowed through my back end as I try to turn into the parking lot where I work...ridiculous! It's like bad drivers are coming at me from all sides! I can't escape! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
So, when it appears on the 6:00 news that Ariel died in a car accident because some moron ran a red light or because the genius behind her didn't see her turn signal, you wont be surprised.
I take Peace St. to work every morning and drive past Broughton High School. The road goes straight by the front of the school and so apparently some parents believe that it is okay to just stop in the middle of the road and let their kids out. WOW. No, guys, that is NOT okay! Nowhere on the road does it say that it's a place for dropping off your kids...no carpool lane exists there. And yet every day some moron stops. As if that weren't bad enough the idiot I ended up behind today didn't go around them, she just stopped and let the traffic build up behind her while the moron let his kid out. Then once the speed limit picks back up to 35 just past the school? She keeps at 25, there is nothing I hate more than being forced to drive 10 miles under the speed limit when I'm usually the one going 10 over! Gah. Then as I pull up to the traffic light, the idiot that couldn't go into the school to drop their kid off is in front of me. Okay, it is common knowledge that you can turn right on red unless there is a sign telling you otherwise...I've even posted a blog on it before. So I'm sitting at this light, the goober has no turn signal on but when the light changes to green he turns right! IDIOT! Then there's the genius behind me...gah... I put my turn signal on a decent distance away from where I turn so you know I'm going to slow down, the idiot behind me apparently doesn't know where his breaks are and almost plowed through my back end as I try to turn into the parking lot where I work...ridiculous! It's like bad drivers are coming at me from all sides! I can't escape! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
So, when it appears on the 6:00 news that Ariel died in a car accident because some moron ran a red light or because the genius behind her didn't see her turn signal, you wont be surprised.
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You're so funny...I hope you don't die in a car crash!
I firmly believe that no one knows how to drive.
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