Never Ceases to Amaze Me
When you have nothing better to do with your time than pretend to be in a relationship on facebook just to see how many people you can fake out, you really need to get a new hobby.
Really people.
And the women in the RUW can't figure out why the heck they're still single! I submit to you example A: Pretend Relationships. This is something that will certainly keep most men at bay, unless you want that creepy man that always goes after chicks that are engaged or married. If that's what you're after might I suggest a few local hangouts for you?? Try Hi-5 downtown, Red Room, or really any of the local clubs or bars...you can find a few sleazeballs that have no self respect and likely have even less respect for women.
How about example B: Being a back stabbing wench. Congratulations! People don't like you for a reason and if that happens then guess what?!? Guys as a rule will try to stay the heck away from you. When you turn your back on the people that need you most that's a sign you're not going to be there through thick and thin.
Now, by no means does this list apply to all the single females in the RUW. No no no! Many of the older women that are still, and I say quite unfairly, single are just independent and intimidating to most men in the ward. I like to think that my wild and crazy ways has thrust me into this category, men are afraid of me... YAY! It sucks but I've come to accept that one day some hot guy that is crazy extreme and loves to just GO GO GO! will find me and we will have a happy little life falling off of cliffs, being dragged behind boats, and hiking up waterfalls together. That is what I choose to believe anyhow. Regardless of all the smack talked up to this point, the reason for this post has not been forgotten...
Even if you don't want to get a guy, quit PRETENDING to be in a relationship. Get a real hobby and put yourself out there, perhaps then interesting things will come along and who knows! Maybe through getting out into the real world and experiencing this little thing we call life, you might find a real reason to change your good 'ol facebook relationship status. ;-) GO get 'em Tiger!
Really people.
And the women in the RUW can't figure out why the heck they're still single! I submit to you example A: Pretend Relationships. This is something that will certainly keep most men at bay, unless you want that creepy man that always goes after chicks that are engaged or married. If that's what you're after might I suggest a few local hangouts for you?? Try Hi-5 downtown, Red Room, or really any of the local clubs or bars...you can find a few sleazeballs that have no self respect and likely have even less respect for women.
How about example B: Being a back stabbing wench. Congratulations! People don't like you for a reason and if that happens then guess what?!? Guys as a rule will try to stay the heck away from you. When you turn your back on the people that need you most that's a sign you're not going to be there through thick and thin.
Now, by no means does this list apply to all the single females in the RUW. No no no! Many of the older women that are still, and I say quite unfairly, single are just independent and intimidating to most men in the ward. I like to think that my wild and crazy ways has thrust me into this category, men are afraid of me... YAY! It sucks but I've come to accept that one day some hot guy that is crazy extreme and loves to just GO GO GO! will find me and we will have a happy little life falling off of cliffs, being dragged behind boats, and hiking up waterfalls together. That is what I choose to believe anyhow. Regardless of all the smack talked up to this point, the reason for this post has not been forgotten...
Even if you don't want to get a guy, quit PRETENDING to be in a relationship. Get a real hobby and put yourself out there, perhaps then interesting things will come along and who knows! Maybe through getting out into the real world and experiencing this little thing we call life, you might find a real reason to change your good 'ol facebook relationship status. ;-) GO get 'em Tiger!
2 Share The Love:
hahahahaha.... I was thinking almost the SAME thing when I saw such things. Silly people. Really??
People in general never seem to cease to amaze me. And not in a good way....
Let's hope there are amazing guys out there for us (although I'm beginning to think they're all the same and I'll be happier single).
lol! There ARE amazing guys for us! HEHE.
Post a Comment